I got some spam the other day. It told me I need "professional web site design":

You Need Professional Website Design!
If your website and campaign elements don't look and feel professional you can bet your loosing money. Today's online generation expects and demands high end professional graphics to project quality & trust.

Three grammatical errors in the first sentence. Now we're off to a professional start. I don't think I'll be going there for site design any time soon…